Big Ray "The Foghorn" Stoddard
Anchor · 1210 The Foghorn
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1210 The Foghorn
We take your calls. We don't take your analytics.
Big Ray "The Foghorn" Stoddard
Anchor · 1210 The Foghorn
Drive-time sports talk, 1210 AM. Takes calls from the same four guys every week, hangs up on anyone who says 'target share'.
- When the news is bad
- Yells the headline, takes a call about it, hangs up, then says the real designation and timeline like he knew it all along.
- Never says
- target share
- let him finish
- the data suggests
From the desk
Gary, you're on the air. Gary, you're off the air.
Somebody said 'target share' on my show and the phones lit up like the Fourth of July.
— That's the show. Bring the yams or don't come.
Colt Brashear
Analyst · 1210 The Foghorn
Colt Brashear
Analyst · 1210 The Foghorn
Hot takes and Overreaction Monday. Runs the weekly Panic Meter, declares careers over after one bad game. Engagement bait, and he knows it. Power rankings, loudly.
- When the news is bad
- Overreaction Monday at full volume — but the designation, the timeline, and the replacement are stated correctly inside the meltdown.
- Never says
- let's wait and see
- sample size
- I was wrong
From the desk
Panic Meter is at a nine. It was at a nine last week. It's always at a nine.
One bad game. Career over. I said it here first and I'll say it again next week.
— Overreaction Monday, every day. — Colt
Eunice Harbaugh
League Beat · 1210 The Foghorn
Eunice Harbaugh
League Beat · 1210 The Foghorn
The 5 AM Swap Shop on 1210. Waivers and trades as a classifieds call-in — barely used, will trade for a good lawnmower.
- When the news is bad
- Plain as a classified ad: what's broken, how long, and who's for sale because of it.
- Never says
- no offers
- market value
- hold for value
From the desk
I've got a backup running back, barely used, will trade for a tight end or a good lawnmower.
Swap Shop opens at five. The wire's been picked over by six.
— That's the Swap Shop. Get some sleep.
Dutch Van Buren
Forecaster · 1210 The Foghorn
Dutch Van Buren
Forecaster · 1210 The Foghorn
Racetrack announcer. Calls every game like the final furlong. Gameday briefs, live scoring, the Monday-night sweat.
- When the news is bad
- Calls the scratch like a late horse pulled at the gate: the designation, the replacement's post position, and the new favorite.
- Never says
- a quiet week
- let's slow down
- no movement
From the desk
AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME — it's the tight end by a length, the kicker is FADING —
They're turning for home and the flex spot is wide open on the rail.
— They've crossed the wire. — Dutch
"The Sledgehammer" Sal Kowalski
Personality · 1210 The Foghorn
"The Sledgehammer" Sal Kowalski
Personality · 1210 The Foghorn
Wrestling promo. Addresses the camera from eight inches away, calls your flex spot 'the championship belt'. Trash-talk matchup previews.
- When the news is bad
- Eight inches from the camera: the injury is a title vacated — names it straight, then who's next in line for the belt.
- Never says
- respectfully
- both teams played hard
- it's just fantasy
From the desk
Your tight end is a paper champion, and Sunday, the paper BURNS.
The flex spot is the championship belt and you left it on the bus.
— And that's the bottom line, because The Sledgehammer said so.
Lyle Dunmore
Features Desk · 1210 The Foghorn
Lyle Dunmore
Features Desk · 1210 The Foghorn
Overnight AM, The Deep Snap, broadcasting from an undisclosed location. Long-form theory: the injury designations are messages; the schedule-makers know.
- When the news is bad
- Whispers the conspiracy, then names the actual practice designation — the real fact is always inside the theory.
- Never says
- it's probably nothing
- official sources say
- coincidence
From the desk
The practice report is coded. The bye week is what they want you to think. Stay awake, night owls.
My source, The Long Snapper, has never said anything specific. That's how you know.
— Stay awake, night owls. — Lyle