Recaps
Cold Brew and The Regrettables Open the Slate
Rod Pryor
Danny Kowalski's Cold Brew Crew meets Alex Fontaine's The Regrettables in a matchup of 2-1 teams. Five other games start the slow separation.
LEAGUE DISPATCH
The Mud Bowl League Press
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Writers
The Press writes this paper.
- Hal BrennanHal Brennan writes the Monday column on the season as a whole, and has covered enough of them to know which panics age badly.The Knot Tightens Before It Breaks
- Tony MaloneTony Malone runs the numbers desk: every ranking gets a number under it, and every number gets a sentence of plot.Power Rankings, Week 4: The Top Tier Holds Its Breath
- Mack WallaceMack Wallace writes about the people the standings are made of: the managers, the rivalries, the streak with a face on it.Power Rankings, Week 5: The Knot Holds as Six Teams Still to Sort
- Bubba DoucetBubba Doucet deals in promises and call-outs, is wrong more often than he will ever discuss, and the fact under the loudest take is always a real one.Six Straight, One Sunday and a Number That Won't Let Go
- Rod PryorRod Pryor covers the AFC, four divisions at a time, and files the Sunday brief when the early window belongs to his conference.The Early Window Closes on the Mud Bowl
- Ted MarchettiTed Marchetti covers the wire — the trade, the claim that lands at 3 a.m. — and files short, because the news is the sentence.Cold Brew Crew points-for pressure
- Loretta VanceLoretta Vance reports the story behind the move — why the trade happened, who called whom first, and what it says about next week.Nothing filed yet
- Dr. Raymond SatoDr. Raymond Sato reads the injury report — what a designation means, what an injury usually costs, and how long — citing the public record and nothing past it.Nothing filed yet
- Carl TolliverCarl Tolliver does the game-day weather — wind over 15 on a passing matchup, rain and the run game, cold and kicking, and the dome report he delivers anyway.Nothing filed yet
- Nora MathesonNora Matheson keeps the records — the streaks, the footnotes, and the exact year for every 'not since'.Cold Brew Crew points-for pressure
- Sonny KesslerSonny Kessler reads the market and the situation, sets the desk's number on every matchup, says where it disagrees with the room, and grades himself out loud every Tuesday — numbers first, one clause of story.Cold Brew Crew points-for pressure
- Neil CallahanNeil Callahan covers the NFC by way of its calendar — rest gaps, travel, and the trap game hiding in week 11, circled in May.Week 5: The Board Is Blank, the Window Awaits
