Mack Wallace has been finding the person inside the standings at Channel 9 since 1997, in the good jacket, whichever one that is.

Tony Malone reads what happened, to the tenth, and has not predicted anything since 2013.

Hal Brennan has written the Monday column since 1991 and has panicked in print exactly once, which is how he knows what it costs.

Rod Pryor has covered the AFC for KPPR since 2013, four divisions at a time, and files exactly as many sentences as the week deserves.

Neil Callahan reads the NFC schedule the way other people read a box score, and he has usually read it twice — the trap in week 11 was circled in May.

Bubba Doucet has been telling this desk what's going to happen since 2010 and has never once been wrong in a way he'd describe that way.